I JUST BOOKED FLIGHTS TO AND FROM LONDON.

I’M GOING TO SEE ANDREW SCOTT. WOOOOOOOO.

submariet:

VAN EYCK

(Source: cheekygeekymonkey, via mortefere)

queensroad:

even if hannibal wasn’t a cannibalistic serial killer why would you want to hang out with him anyway he’s so pretentious

"heart tartare" kiss my ass hannibal order a pizza

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queeriarty:

Someone just called wanting to know if we’re hiring receptionists right now

I am the receptionist

No

No we are not hiring

humansofnewyork:

This was so funny. I was walking home last night, when I noticed someone waving at me from the window of a cab. The cab was stopped at a red light, so I walked up to the window to say ‘hello.’ It was a mother and daughter."I just wanted to say ‘hi,’ said the daughter, timidly. I reached in and shook her hand. Meanwhile, the mother was frantically pulling cash out of her purse and handing it to the driver."She’s shy!" said the mother. "But I’m not! My daughter loves your website, and we’re getting out of this cab right now so we can talk to you!"

humansofnewyork:

This was so funny. I was walking home last night, when I noticed someone waving at me from the window of a cab. The cab was stopped at a red light, so I walked up to the window to say ‘hello.’ It was a mother and daughter.
"I just wanted to say ‘hi,’ said the daughter, timidly. I reached in and shook her hand. Meanwhile, the mother was frantically pulling cash out of her purse and handing it to the driver.
"She’s shy!" said the mother. "But I’m not! My daughter loves your website, and we’re getting out of this cab right now so we can talk to you!"

Eastern Boys

journaljunkpage:

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© Les Films de Pierre

Eastern Boys, sortie 2 avril.

Par Alex Masson

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indieurban:

slantyapostrophes:

This is my fucking favourite

i think this all the time

indieurban:

slantyapostrophes:

This is my fucking favourite

i think this all the time

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pixyled:

and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

THIS POS T GETS ME EVEYRTIME

(via mortefere)

sootonthecarpet:

what if instead of a same gender detective partnership who keep getting mistaken for a romantic couple, you had a same gender romantic couple who keep getting mistaken for detectives
‘hello, I’m sam darling, and this is my partner gregory hitch’ ‘AH YES THE PRIVATE DETECTIVES’ ‘what??? no we just came for some ice cream why is there police tape everywhere’

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sakimichan:

Some more of my gender bend, this time, of Pocahontas and Cruella from 101 dalmatians  and I did some progress shots^_^ Please reblog from me if you want to share ! thank you ! I’m really getting tired of people posting my stuff without credit >__<….

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See the progress shot of the 101 dalmatian here

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Tags: damn cruella